So I was parking in this public carpark when I spotted fatimah giving out presents.
Once I finished tearing my coupon fatimah came to the car right next to me and started keying into her lethal weapon.
Me and rav4 were like awww, poor guy, never put coupon…
Then this ah beng-like man started walking out from the hawker centre. We thought he was the owner of the car and were wondering why he was walking so relaxedly.
Apparently he is the owner of the car next to the one that kena.
He came to the car and spoke to fatimah.
Ah beng: what.
Fatimah: expired.
Ah beng takes his own coupon and places on the victim’s windscreen.
Fatimah looks at ah beng.
Ah beng looks at fatimah.
Fatimah walks away.
Ah beng gets into his car, drives off.
I AM SO ASHAMED OF MYSELF.
How come the thought of helping the guy never even crossed my mind?
I hereby promise that I will help the next guy that kenas if I can help.
Provided it is not a taxi.