Rav4 playing on my phone.
Rav4: ahahah, check out your facebook, hahaha so funny.
Me: excuse me, I have my privacy, stop logging onto my fb without my permission.
Rav4: yeah right.
Me: *snatches back my phone and sets password as my bday*
Me: see how you access now.
Rav4: ehehheheh, nah, cracked. (after 1 attempt)
Me: *resets password as year of birth*
Rav4: eheheheh, ok liao. (after 1 attempt)
Me: *resets password as carplate number*
Rav4: eheheheh. (after 1 attempt)
I give up and conclude that this is probably why extramarital affairs never seem to go undiscovered for long.