Old is when…
Your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and youanswer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes andyou're barefoot.
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens thegarage door nearest your car.
You remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don'thave to go along.
When it takes all night to do what you used to do all night.
When it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of bythe police.
"Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fibertoday.
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
Statistics show that at the age of seventy five, there are fivewomen to every man. Isn't that an ironic time for a guy to getthose odds?
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