lorlilorsor.comthe awesome place where kang kang talks alot alot of nonsense.

money is a great motivator for hard work, but only up to a certain extent.

this video gives you more details, with gosu drawing skillz.

Today, i saw this on my car as I was about to get home from parkway.

Okay, so I admit I wasn’t at my best but I ought to be forgiven because it was parallel parking and I was driving a SUV and both the front and back cars didn’t leave me with much space and to add salt to the wound there is this kerb that pretty much completes the challenge.

The funny thing is how this funky ah beng actually 1. Get into his car 2. Whips out his pen 3. Writes the message on his parking coupon 4. GETS OUT OF THE CAR and sticks it on my window.

Jia ba ka eng?

So I was parking in this public carpark when I spotted fatimah giving out presents.

Once I finished tearing my coupon fatimah came to the car right next to me and started keying into her lethal weapon.

Me and rav4 were like awww, poor guy, never put coupon…

Then this ah beng-like man started walking out from the hawker centre. We thought he was the owner of the car and were wondering why he was walking so relaxedly.

Apparently he is the owner of the car next to the one that kena.

He came to the car and spoke to fatimah.

Ah beng: what.
Fatimah: expired.

Ah beng takes his own coupon and places on the victim’s windscreen.

Fatimah looks at ah beng.

Ah beng looks at fatimah.

Fatimah walks away.

Ah beng gets into his car, drives off.

I AM SO ASHAMED OF MYSELF.

How come the thought of helping the guy never even crossed my mind?

I hereby promise that I will help the next guy that kenas if I can help.

Provided it is not a taxi.