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like2smell was sick last week too.

he saw doctor at nus too.

he didn’t recover too.

he went to see outside doctor too.

then he recovered.

if i recover tomorrow, it must be apparent that i shouldn’t waste my time in going to see nus doctors anymore.

anyway under normal circumstances i wouldn’t have been in such a hurry to see a doctor.

but tomorrow is inter faculty basketball trials. what a time to have it. i haven’t played in damn long and i’m coughing like an ah pek. this morning i had blood in my phlegm somemore.

i coughed blood!

i asked the doctor if i could do sports. which was quite stupid actually, because anyone who knows doctors knows what he’s gonna say, and anyone who knows me knows whether i’ll listen to his advice.

i sound like a frog now.

dammit, i don’t even have sore throat, i have no idea why i’m coughing until like that.

doctor says might be because i’m always in air con place. which i can’t help, cos i like to be in the library.

then he asked if i smoke.

i said no.

…

then i said sometimes.

then he laughed.

…

been meeting up with rav4 quite abit these days.

she drove me home the other day!

rav4 drove me home in her rav4.

biaomei says i ming zhong zhu ding let girl drive me home one. cos she also drove me home before.

haiyoh say until biaoge like xiao bai lian like that.

i will have car soon okay! when i start working! okay that’s not really very soon but it’s not my fault that my papa doesn’t pamper me >_<

my mother was at the ntuc paying for her goods which came up to be about $9.90.

my mother gave the auntie $50 and was given $0.10 change.

“erm… but i gave you $50″

what happened next was a series of ugly events in which my peace-loving mother held her ground all the way.

even the manager came out and demanded to know what happened.

the cashier tray was removed and the cashier plus my mother were ushered into the management office.

common knowledge dictates that it’s just 40 lousy bucks and mother should just forget it.

“but i’m being accused of swindling and cheating!”

so giving in equals to pleading guilty.

and the cashier has one times fucked up attitude.

she was so cock-sure my mother was some swindler who’s become so hard up and is trying to get herself a big fat angbao for herself.

so there my mother was, wife of a multi-millionaire, standing inside one stupid ntuc management office, being accused of swindling for a uber whooping grandiose 40 fucking dollars.

so stupid.

school was a total waste of time. the profs were droning and we had no mood to listen at all.

halfway through mechanics of materials, the engineers walked out of the lecture theatre and came back with…

a bear for demure!

people thought we looked quite spastic…

fussing over a stupid bear.

back in the lecture theatre.. ask the jow take picture with pui, he still want to act innocent act shy, and insisted on taking a disgusting 断背山 with guang guang…

quite gross.

before finally taking a nice nice picture with pui!

okay pui stop scolding me a piece of shit. i know you want to slaughter me for publicly displaying your scandalous picture but i couldn’t resist; this picture quite nice okay!

you must thank me man. if not for me i think you guys ten years later also haven’t taken one picture together lor.

somemore this one got flower…

muahahaha!

then i went to cblc.. and inside marketing tray, there’s something for me!

tada!

the day before lingling was telling me there’s this unspoken rule in cblc that all guy members are to buy flowers for their gal heads, and lingling is my marketing head.

“yeah ok lor, u give me grass then i give you flower lah.”

“you say one huh!”

so she really went to plucky grass for me.

sibeh romantic.

“i went through rain and shine to pluck for you one okay!”

“yeah right whatever.”

and i was even instructed to wait under her block with my flowers. best thing is she ask me to go check yahoo groups for her address.

“no see no part!”

the crazy people in nus..

like last year, this year’s 14th feb was biao ge biao mei day again…

we went to buy new year clothes. mine were quite plain and normal lah, as usual.

cai shen ye gave bm a rose! cai shen yes these days are quite hip and modern. and he gave me chocolate golden nuggets too!

bm spitted out the chocolates after one bite.

i tasted it too and concluded that it reeks of a certain smell..

a certain race…

…

nevermind.

we soon found out that the rose was damn cheapskate as well.

after walking aroud for awhile.. the petals started to drop and i had to pick them up after her. i requested bm to kindly stay away from me because onlookers will conclude that i bought her the cheapskate rose.

og was so cool!

with purchases of above $20, bm was given a voucher, and told to go upstairs to redeem a pearl.

and then according to bm…

the guy really just took out one oyster…

scooped and digged the inside of it…

and out came a pearl!!

so interesting! so sad that i was buying birthday card for my lao peh and couldn’t witness the amazing feat.

why bm never wait for me to come first sheesh.

it was getting late so we went to mac’s abit to slack before heading for home.

the coolest cousins in the world.

so stupid that the post about jodie has no picture of jodie in it.

now got!

pretty pretty jodie.

jodie and bandit.

bandit wearing a very funny expression. he looks puzzled.

bandit’s head is about the same size as mine. and he’s so guai.

godzilla has issues.

i didn’t see it at first budden during the break the engineers were like forcing me to go and see what’s behind his shirt, and asking me to beat him up…

sheesh!

i won tickets to the match between slingers and da bullets.

and i went to watch with xyz!

when i told her i also have free movie tickets, she asked why i got so many free tickets.

“so uncle.”

*roars*

professional match!

slingers 6 bullets 7. i think this is like the closest they ever got. sigh.

our mascot the merlion looks like a hybrid between a dragon and a goldfish.

this dude mopping the floor has a passion for his job. he keeps mopping and mopping even when there’s nothing to mop. i think maybe he just wants to be filmed.

koh meng koon! everyone roared when he came out. singapore’s pride. but banished to the benches. how hurtful. he only got to play when the slingers confirm lose liao.

the mandatory cheerleader pictures. they weren’t very hot though.

the commentator only says 2 things most of the time.

“goooooooooooooooo slingers!”

and..

“and now back to the big deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee……fence…..”

biaomei has a dog now!

her name is jodie!

so shiok.. i also want to have a dog.

go husky go.

and i just realized i don’t have pictures of jodie lol. i have pictures of her new friends though.

meet elfie the shi tzu!

she is super guai..

but she growled when i mishandled her. cos i suck at carrying dogs

now meet bandit!

he’s humongous. and jodie’s supposed to grow even bigger than him.

good luck biao mei.

it’s a wonder how dogs can just lie down like that and sleep. doesn’t he look like a carpet? since i’m holding the camera and can’t take picture with him, here’s bandit with my foot.

i’m lazy to upload the pictures for this because there’s nothing nice to see at all.

the main conclusion i drew from this match is that singaporean soccer fans have no sportsmanship at all. when malaysia scored they threw water bombs and stuff.

actually they throw i don’t care..

the problem is that we were sitting right between the singapore and malaysia fans.

and one of the water bombs kena me and goodman.

ta ma de.

and there were some singaporeans who accidentally went to sit at the malaysian fans there.. then when they realized their mistake and got up they were boo-ed so badly by the singaporean fans.

lol.

the guys got 5th place this year. tp won.

i was more impressed by the girls’ performance in general.

since when female basketball become so powerful one?!

finals was between ntu and nyp. both teams were uber strong.

i find one particular girl in ntu super got character but i dare not post her pictures here because i might go to jail.

instead, here’s a semi-picture-perfect shot. number 4 is damn zai. where got girl can handle ball with both left and right hand one?! but this competition got quite a few..

some of them were downright ah beng.

first time i see the point guard tell a player to “打七”…

then instead of “打七”, the player straight away shoot 3 pointer in downright defiance.

and chop.

everyone asks if i was there for the match or for the girls.

please lor, if i wanna see girls i would go arts or science or biz lor.

okay, actually now that i notice how i speak, i realize why godpapa says i sound despo on my blog.