December, 2006


31
Dec 06

A New Beginning.

wee!

it’s that time of the year again.

new year resolutions that get forgotten by the time february comes. and a recapping of resolutions last year, and getting slapped right across the face for realizing that half of it is unaccomplished and the other half, forgotten.

it’s 3.44 a.m. now.

i realized that the resolutions i made last year were quite unrealistic and quite pointless.

for a change, no new year resolutions this year!

well, not on the blog anyway.

instead, just a simple wishlist!

1) i wanna grow smarter.
2) i wanna grow richer.
3) i wanna grow taller.
4) i wanna become more yandao.
5) i want a girlfriend.

okay, so once again, another useless list for the new year!

oh well, to sum things up, i want to be more serious and committed towards things i want to do in 2007.

i’m already 23 for goodness sake, but i sometimes think i still have the thinking capacity of a 13 year-old!

no wonder everyone thinks i’m damn childish.

so here’s wishing everyone a happy 2007.

may 2007 be our best year yet!


30
Dec 06

Grey Areas.

We all know in life, few things are really black and white.

We know it’s just the way it is.

The way of life.

If everything was simply either black or white, life’s boring.

Life would suck.

Everyone would be damn predictable.

And damn boring.

And life would suck.

Emotions.

The epitomy of black/white rojak.

I like you, you like me, we’ll get together.

I don’t like you, you don’t like me, goodbye.

If only.

But then again, if it were all so simple, relationships would be boring.

And life would suck.

But then again.

Sometimes.

We would all be better off.

If life really sucks.


28
Dec 06

A Wacky Xmas

conventional wisdom dictates that on a family-oriented and lovey-dovey festival like xmas, you don’t go all low-class and anti-social and coop up in your air-con room with your sibs playing mahjong but that’s exactly what we did.

well actually it wasn’t that bad. the family actually went to vivo city in the daytime in an attempt to use up papa’s ck tangs’ shopping vouchers but alas, ck tangs doesn’t open on xmas dammit so we ended up kinda empty handed. but we ate at dian xiao er, which i’ve been curious about for a long time, and the food was very nice!

albeit abit too expensive, but sis’s footing the bill cos she just got her bonus so it’s all cool.

it’s stupid, but we went to eat seafood after the meal because the food at dian xiao er is simply not filling enough. oh yeah, we had nu er hong and zhuang yuan hong as well, which is so pugilistic. haha.

nu er hong rox.

zhuang yuan hong smells like the thing your mother applies on your wounds when you fell down when you were small.

seafood was finger lickin’ good.

to rise up to the joyous occasion, i hao-mai-ly, jokingly offered to treat the whole family to drinks. they all laughed good-naturedly at me this bankrupt kid offering to pay for drinks, but alas, to my horror, all they did was laugh, and nobody stopped me.

so, shite.

me and my slippery tongue.

and then we went home and jong-ed until 2 a.m. after which we went to cuppage to play pool. but my kindly brother and sister were turned off by the obnoxious ah bengs and the unhealthy amount of smoke, so all we did was, at the insistence of my irritating sister, get outdoors and took pictures.

then we went to marina to play pool and arcade. my brother and i suck at house of the dead 4.

big time.

i played the latest king of fighters.

i suck at that too, because i couldn’t kill everyone. i have grown rusty.

when i was in my prime, i killed everyone. i still remember the ah beng who wasted 5 tokens trying to kill me at art of fighting 3. i also remember feeling very scared that he will whack me in real-life because he can’t win me in the game.

what to do, i was still a little boy at that time.

after that, we went to eat roti prata at rail mall and reached home at 6.30 a.m.

if santa claus found out we were jong-ing and pooling and arcading and eating roti prata on xmas day, i think he will cry.

on xmas eve, went out with my precious biao mei.

i am so jealous of her new w810. i also want.

but i bankrupt. pok kai.

sigh.

there was this ang moh lady walking in front of us. we thought she looks weird and something must be amiss.

proceeded to chase after her and because she was walking so fast, we couldn’t see her face.

after about 5 minutes of hot pursuit, and thanks to traffic lights, we finally gained up on her as she made her way into seiyu.

she turned to her side, and bm saw her face while i was looking someplace else.

poor bm looked like she was going to cry.

flabbergasted, i carried on the chase.

blistering barnacles and god-forsaken bananas, “she” was a transverstite!

nabeh.

it is 4 a.m.

i am very sleepy.

good nite.


23
Dec 06

The Poor Security Guard.

Was driving the NUSSU van into YIH when we realized the entrance was blocked by barriers.

Jialat gets off the van to remove the barriers.

Gets on my way and drives through the entrance into YIH.

Security guard catches us and looks on wide-eyed at our atrocity.

Approaches the vehicle as I was about to park.

Security guard: What do you think you’re doing?

Me: *Sianz* Oh erm.. We’ve got some urgent stuff to do and you weren’t around so we just removed the…

Security guard: WHO gave you permission to REMOVE the barrier and come in???

Me: *Starts to get pissed and was about to show him my power as jialat stomps onto the scene*

Jia lat: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT YOU WANT?

(PFFFT)

Security guard: WHO gave you all permission to REMOVE the barrier and come in???

Jia lat: We are from NUSSU, NUSSU people cannot come in meh!

Security guard: Don’t you all know that between 12.30 to 2.30 if you all want to come in you all need to have MY permission?!

The stupid man puffs up his chest and looks on in triumph as he thinks he’s got us and expects us to look on in awe at his supreme authority.

Jia lat: But you were not there then what the fuck are we supposed to do?? Wait ah??

Security guard: Ya lah wait lah!

Jia lat: Nabeh then you three hours then come back we supposed to wait for you three hours ah!

Security guard: I will come back one wad! I was patrolling wad, I..

Jia lat: So you were not doing your job right! Then what you want? Complain ah? Want to complain complain lah!

Security guard: *Starts to get scared* Okay lah, relax lah brother, I…

Jia lat: RELAX! You..

Me: Okay okay, jialat relax. Okay, so we can park, or cannot park?

Security guard: Can lah, but next…

Me: Okay thanks.

*Slams the door in his face and proceeds with the day*

Moral of the story:
Elitism is bad and unhealthy for society in general. Elitists are scums. But when organisms residing at the bottom of the social ladder have the audacity to try and make trouble with people they should know they have no hope of overcoming, they deserve a good tight slap across the face 200 times with the hand of elitism.

Moral of the story number 2:
Jia lat is damn power.





23
Dec 06

Home Sweet Home.

Cyberia Camp was fun.

I wanna be a participant next year and win the first prize.


19
Dec 06

鬼鬼

Can you say kawaii?

Kawaii is an understatement.

鬼鬼 galore.

I’ve picked out the best of the best.

Enjoy!


19
Dec 06

Cyberia Camp.

I think I’ve lost all sense of time now that we’re having holidays!

And I only just realized that Cyberia camp’s tomorrow. Coming back on Friday.

And then Christmas would be upon us soon!

How fast.

And then school will start in 2 weeks and all the nonsense will start all over again.

Didi just came back from Brunei. He must be feeling very shiok.

The tenants at Regent sent us a Christmas card with their family photo in it! So funny. Ang mohs are so ever-friendly.

“We’re finally settling in here, and it’s starting to feel like home!”

Finally, huh ;)


19
Dec 06

What are you supposed to do?

What are you supposed to do..

When you see her blissfully, deliriously, madly in love with someone else?

When it finally hits you smack in the face, that you are now but a thing of the past, a ghost of her memories, nothing but a speck of dust, amongst a gazillion other unworthy miniscule particles in her now-filled-with-tons-of-love heart?

What the fuck are you supposed to do?

Well.

For one, you forget.

You try hard to forget.

Very, very, very hard.


17
Dec 06

Live Like You Were Dying

Source: http://www.popular-lyrics.com/lyrics/tim-mcgraw/live-like-you-were-dying-12722.html

He said I was in my early 40’s with a lot of life before me
And a moment came that stopped me on a dime
I spent most of the next days, looking at the X-rays
And talking ’bout the options, and talking ’bout sweet time

I asked him when it sank in that this might really be the real end
How’s it hit cha when you get the kind of news
Man, what’d ya do ?

I went skydiving, I went rocky mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu
And I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter
And I gave forgiveness I’d been denying
And he said someday I hope you get the chance
To live like you were dyin’

He said I was finally the husband that most of the time I wasn’t
And I became a friend a friend would like to have
And all of a sudden goin’ fishin wasn’t such an imposition
And I went 3 times that year I lost my dad
Well I, I finally read the good book
And I took a good long hard look
At what I’d do if I could do it all again
And then…

I went skydiving, I went rocky mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu
And I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter
And I gave forgiveness I’d been denying
And he said someday I hope you get the chance
To live like you were dyin’

Like tomorrow was a gift
And you got eternity to think about what you do with it
What should you do with it
What can I do with it
What would I do with it

I went skydiving, I went rocky mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu
And I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter
And I gave forgiveness I’d been denying
And he said someday I hope you get the chance
To live like you were dyin’


15
Dec 06

The Verdict.

Results are out.

And fuck, I really failed Fluid Mechanics.

Aiyah, but at least now I can “rest in peace” knowing that I will die die rest in my “no honours at all” region.

My only concern shall be to maintain my lousy cap and go on to do whatever I want to do and stop studying excessively because excessive studying has been proven to have no effect at all.

I shall just stop sleeping and dreaming during lectures.

And do my frickin’ tutorials.

Other than that I shall just enjoy life and “rest in peace”.

Oh yes, I also got my first A- for Engineering Visualization. Which is also most probably the last A- I’ll ever get in my university life.

Nabeh, it is SO EASY!

It’s fun, takes up the least amount of time, and is easiest to score in. What more could you ask for?

If only all modules were like this, the world would be a better place.