June, 2006


30
Jun 06

Prelude to the departure of the temps

Monday is my last day at work.

On one hand I’d be enjoying life again, waking up and sleeping at whatever time I want!

On the other hand, I would miss the people at work. Especially cutelicious Shervenne who never fails to amaze me with her repertoire of no-link and stunning nonsensical responses. And the super hua chi flower intoxicated Xun Ming who would probably die of boredom next week with lim peh and his heart’s desire, the May Flower gone.
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Dropped Xun Ming via cab after OT on Friday to his “Minister’s son” friend’s place.

Damn stylo, frickin big, and there’s a security post outside, just to guard the house. I wonder how it feels like to be a minister’s son.
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Soccer mania with WST last night.

England was disappointing. But they were damn suei lah. Rooney was too hot-tempered. Portugal won with luck. Brazil under-performed. Zidane rules.

For the first time ever, I won money at mahjong with WST! My first “zi mo qing yi se!” If only I didn’t stupidly give Ivan his winning tile and ended up paying for the whole table in that one game, I would have won alot more.
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Joined Shambaa for fright night rehearsal just now.

We’re now known as Ferrets. So no-character. Scumbaa sounds better.

Must be the atmosphere. So not scary. I think our station is good though, if everyone manages to stop themselves from laughing. Pretty good ideas, eerie props. If the execution’s good, all’s good.

Tomorrow’s the actual orientation! Prolly gonna join them after work.

But I heard this year’s freshies very :(


28
Jun 06

I Stole Shervenne’s Dog.

Hello there.
I am Shervenne’s dog.

25
Jun 06

A Tribute.

Last time on OpenDiary, I remember I was pretty close to this OD clique and everyday, without fail, we would visit each other’s diaries and leave them comments. If we don’t have intelligent comments, we leave stupid ones. If we don’t even have stupid ones, people like darkart would just leave a smile.

That was a very little-kid fragment of my life, but I still have really fond memories.

And it was a very common practice for a ODer to leave comments for every single mother father son he/she could think of whenever a special occasion comes up, and especially, when he/she has decided to “leave” OD.

This kind of posts would be followed by torrents of touching emails telling him/her why he/she should/shouldn’t leave.

Well, them being such fond memories, I’ve decided to do it again today, though I’m now a true-blue old man liao!

Though this is of a very different nature from OD, where nobody knows nobody in real life, not initially anyway, and these people I’m gonna mention are probably really close to me in real life but probably won’t read my blog.

In fact, I’ve only given my blog URL to a very small handful of people, and I really have no idea how others found my blog, except perhaps through links from those other blogs.

So I expect this to be a super long entry, and probably 90% of these people won’t even read this. And please note that I’m not listing them in any particular order. It’s all free-style.

So thanks.

To Xun Ming, for being a great person to work with, for making us laugh, for being ridiculous, dreamy, and introducing me to the world of elitism.

To Shervenne, for being so super duper cute, for glaring and pouting, for looking like 5 years my junior instead of 5 years my senior, my apologies for credit notes and invoices, and oh ya I still owe you three treats and you owe me one.

To Jolene, for hiring me, for giving me a great working experience, for being one of the, if not the, most capable female I’ve ever known, for being a great manager, for being giving me the chance to OT with Shervenne muahahah and of course, for granting us the PAY RISE of $10/hour.

To Jia Hui, for being a great lunching matey, for being naive and true, for sharing stories, for honest opinions, for being nice!

To WST, for showing me the path towards my eventual passion, basketball, for Saturday morning ball sessions, for fun, for promoting me from stranger to acquaintance, back to stranger and then to acquaintance again.

To ben, for being intelligent and brutally critical, to Alvin and Ivan the newest additions to the team, for reminding me that I’m really growing old fast and helping me make up my mind to go for IVP next year, to piggy for being helpful and for generous treats, to yun for being so blur, for lending me your bike, apologies for nearly buanging it.

To Gao Qing, Peijun and Xiao Fen, for having your brithdays today as well.

To Malcolm Gladwell, for writing Blink and The Tipping Point, books that have changed my entire outlook of life in general.

To Guang Hao, for being an exemplary superior and friend, one of the best officers I’ve seen, to madam, for being so motherly and taking care of us all during our NS stint.

To bud, for being a real help despite being a pain in the ass oftentimes, for your cigarettes, for doing ridiculous things at times, for showing me that there are people in this world I truly do not understand.

To Zheng Yi, for being remarkably different, for your cheese cake recipe, for being a kuai lan kia, and damn you for rubbing some of that onto me.

To Mrs Richards, for scaring the hell out of me when you said if don’t read newspapers confirm fail GP, thus cultivating my habit of reading papers, to my last minute GP tutor, for also playing a huge role in achieving the grades I could only dream of. To Mdm Jancy, for bluffing me by saying I would confirm fail Physics and scaring me so much that I studied overshot and topped the class that semester in the end, for tirelessly teaching.

To the first ah beng in the world who tried to find trouble with me, for showing me how ah bengs disturb people. I hope you have grown up well and have not proceeded further down the path of destruction.

(Shit I’m getting sleepy….)

To father, for teaching me tons of stuff about money and life in general, for cultivating saving habits, for being uptight about everything though I’d rather you be more relaxed, for truly caring, though other people might think you’re cold, for pulling me back when I was near the edge, for being the best dad I could wish for, actually.

To mother, for Tom Turtle, for never making us starve, for teaching us to be nice to people, for teaching me spelling until you nearly vomitted blood, for bringing me to the doctor, for endless nagging, for being there.

To sis for being a great sis, for being irritating at times, for taking care of me when I was a stupid goondoo who didn’t dare to go to the toilets alone, for always making useless comments while I’m driving, for always buying supper home, for being such a little woman.

To brother, for being such a little boy though you’re physically bigger than me, for good times, for trust in your big brother.

To Weisi’s ex-, for wanting to beat me up, for confirming my hatred for useless ah bengs, for a funny experience.

To Lixian for giving me the entire set of Tian Long Ba Bu, for being a great comic buddy.

To Bill Gates for Microsoft.

To buang for being much more intelligent than I initially thought, for advice, for lame jokes, for deep insights.

To Dalgaard, Wilson, Chex, Paul, for being great business buddies/partners though things didn’t work out in the end.

To the studious NUS gang, for teaching me school work and encouraging me to spend more time with studies though it didn’t work hahaha. To Kenny for talking kok, for being smart, for being willing to share your knowledge. To Ming Yuan for introducing me to the Sage job, to you and your brother, for all your help academically.

To Shambaa, for a great orientation camp. To Joanne, for being so cute. To Alvin, for being nice, for being a fellow Pioneer. To Dominic, for being cheeky, Demure, for being a great “brother” for being so demure. To Ruo Xuan and Geri, for being funky, to Yiwei, for being super duper nice and obliging. To Zhong Yu, for being supportive and not giving up when others already have. To Gabriel, for liking cars, for liking Mazda6 when I did. (Jie Ying, you not yet, hahaha) To wonderful councillors like Chu Hui, Jia Li, Eugene, for making it all go so well.

(Shit, I’m really falling asleep)

To Xyz, for the gift, for being ah-mah-ish, for being a funky SP, for being cute, for company.

To Daphne, for teaching me to take things more easily, to take things as they come, that some things you don’t have a choice, for teaching me that life is more than achievements, for changing me in a way no one and nothing could.

To Ting, for being hands-down the person with the greatest impact on me, for teaching me to take life more seriously, for teaching me kindness, patience and humility, making me less indecisive, for making me a better person, for good times, for everything you gave me, for everything you brought away with you but yet left behind, for being the “greatest gift from God”, and of course, for being probably the only person on Earth to truly know me.

To Jie Ying, my best friend and biao mei, for being extraordinarily hao mai, for being the epitomy of tiki-ness, for insulting me till I feel like shit despite actually not treating me all that badly, for the PORNO dvd, for the rock, for everything you did for me today, for differing opinions, for being a wonderful companion DESPITE vastly differing opinions and paradigms, for being amazing.

Actually still got alot of people, but it’s 2.25 a.m. now and I’m damn sleepy and I’m working tomorrow, so screw it.


23
Jun 06

Weekly Ramblings.

Being an office boy has really made me feel the aptness of the tagline “living for the weekends”.
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It’s 1.46 a.m. now and I’m waiting for Switz vs Korea to start at 3 a.m.
And I’m damn hungry.
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I saw a very cool ad in TODAY.

Trivia:
What happens when the referee shows a player the red card?

1) The player has to leave the field.
2) He has to play the rest of the game in his underwear.
3) The referee and the player get married and live happily ever after.

CP Shrimp Wonton noodles: Just add hot water.

No thinking required.

Available in the frozen food section of all major supermarkets and hypermarts.
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Had a treat from Rachel on Wednesday at Fish & Co.

Damn shiok.

I really prefer Fish & Co over Manhattan.

And I think it’s hilarious the way she keeps talking bad about her lousy boyfriend.

And then bm called to say her car battery died in school.

Hahaha.
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Due to violent objections, I have removed her pic from the previous post.

Hahaha.


17
Jun 06

Bleeding Pockets.

Haven’t seen bm for so long. She’s now a gim moh mei, cos she dyed her hair in Taiwan, and now she looks like ah lian!

K lah but she so nice, brought me goodies to devour. And she bought me a PINK shirt. I wonder if I’ll ever wear it -_-;;

And whole day she’s been insulting my fashion sense cos I’ve been refusing to wear bright colours and sticking to my black and white t-shirts and jeans.

I never knew I had so many weaknesses until she always say until her bg boring, unromantic, miserly, scrawny, ungentlemanly, has bad fashion sense, and to add salt to the wound, ugly!

Qi si wo le.

No wonder her friends also think she treats her poor bg very badly.
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We were browsing through the pics she took in Taiwan, at kopitiam, on her laptop.

I was happily clicking through all the pics when suddenly got one naked woman appeared on the screen scare me half to death and I quickly clicked to the next pic and scolded her.

It was a pic she took of those very erotic “bin1 lang2″ boxes. And in this case it wasn’t just erotic, it was pornographic.

I hope the old uncle behind me didn’t see it, else he kena heart attack then I die.
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I really really spent alot of money today.

$137 – External hard disk
$28 – Hrd disk casing
$20 – DVDs
$110 – DVD burner
$20.30 – Office shirt
$15.90 – Slippers
$3 – Wheels Asia

For a total of a whooping $361.20. I must go find my mum to sponsor me for the computer stuff or at least force my brother to split the costs with me.


16
Jun 06

Guan Gong’s birthday.

Went for this Guan1 Di4 Ye2′s “birthday dinner” just now.

Actually quite boring ah, didn’t know anyone, and papa was like busy entertaining other people, so me and Joe had to entertain ourselves, while watching weird towkays bid for weird stuff.

Let’s not talk about those auspicious ornaments which were at least a few hundred bucks each.

Towards the end there were even wackier auctions.

Packets of rice that cost $250 starting bid each. Then 3 $50 notes went for like a few k.

Pa was only involved in one. This one.


Cannot see lah, but it’s like, the most valuable item of the night, think is Guan Gong’s altar or something. Pa and his towkay friends bidded for it and after many rounds of insane bidding, ended up getting it for like, $9888.

So each person paid like close to $2000 for it.

Wah kao I dun understand what they’re thinking lah. Today I was still delirious over the fact that I would have earned at least $2000 from current job in total, and here pa is spending the same amount of money on something we’re not even gonna bring home.

Last year they also bidded for something like that for 10k plus.

Then left it in the temple.

Oh well maybe it brought us luck ba.

Anywayz. It’s weekend!

Woohoo!


16
Jun 06

The Return of the Huat.

Wah lau huat ah I already say wad, you keep saying this kind of obscene things of course I have to delete your tags. My blog is clean!

I guess asking who you are is probably redundant cos you’re probably too hum chee to say but do I actually know you?

Please stop saying obscene stuff lah okay insult me nevermind I will leave it there but don’t talk dirty about other people leh lydat how you want me to keep haha.

And always must go and delete from the chatterbox site very ma fan one leh you think I like ah?


15
Jun 06

Talkativity

I dunno why I post so much more these days when I’ve actually got so much less free time.
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Today we saw a Bentley!

Isn’t it damn chio?

When Shervenne and Jia Hui first saw it they were like “Wah!! See!! Rolls Royce!!” and I was like -_-;;
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Today I helped Shervenne fix her admin cupboard muahahahaha I am Engineer Ang. She was like “wah ni3 hen 3 li4 hai4 leh” muahahaha cheap thrill boost my ego nia so now I owe her 2 treats and she owes me one.

She is really damn cute lah but no I’m not attracted to her in THAT way, and in any case, I cannot imagine myself with someone 5 years older than me, though she probably looks like she’s 5 years younger than me.

Idiotic XunMing keeps asking me to go after her if I like her but I keep insisting I don’t and he calls me WEAK dammit.

But she really really very cute omg.

Okay I should stop it.


14
Jun 06

Today is a good day!

Because…

1) I found my planner! It’s been in my bag all along, I don’t know WHY I didn’t see it then. Must be the almighty above’s way of reminding me to take care of my stuff while I still have them cos losing them sucks big time.

2) I got a new MP3 player! $92 only, but it’s been very long since I bought something so high-ticket.

3) Last but not least, guess what, I had a pay rise!!

So cool, Jo didn’t even take time to consider. Well she said she was planning to give us a “bonus” at the end of our term, but since we wanted pay rise she’d grant it to us.

So our pay is now $10 an hour! Equals $80 a day equals $1840 a month! Too bad I won’t be working too long more. Else can really earn quite alot.

All those stupid OTs and hard work paid off.

We are so worthy!



14
Jun 06

Hahaha.

Hello huat.

Eh if you’re wondering who huat is, he’s some person who just posted some very obscene stuff about shervenne on the tagboard. (By the way, you spelt her name wrongly. It’s okay, her name’s not very easy to spell.)

Hmm, if we know each other and you think it’s funny, then hahaha, but please don’t do it again.

I myself am kinda vulgar, but don’t say such obscene shit!

Well but if you’re a troublemaker, then welcome!

So exciting, first time got people come and wreck havoc at my blog.

Oh well but if you even know me remotely you would stop trying to diss me off ba, because, you would know that this kind of behaviour entertains me more than cause me distress.

Plus all I have to do is delete the tag :(