May, 2006


19
May 06

An Unexpected Bomb.

WW just sent me a message on MSN saying that results are out…

And I went to check…

CB!!!!

Worse than last semester?!?!?!?!!?!?

Omfg.

I hope this is a false alarm.

NUS just wants to punish us for being smart alecks so fast go and check.

Right?!?!?

I hope this is fake.
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19
May 06

Employed at last.

After slacking for three weeks, I have finally got a job! Kudos to Yuan Yuan for helping me get that job. Swee swee $8 per hour, and I have nice and pretty colleagues muahaha.

Goodbye, slacker, welcome, office boy :(
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I tried to be a smart aleck and tried to do something to the blog and now I think it looks all funny and I had to get a new tagboard.

Funny how I’ve started updating less often ever since holidays started.
Manifestation of my ugly lazy nature.


14
May 06

Why do people hate Xiaxue?

I was reading xiaxue’s blog again.

Her posts never fail to entertain me.

And it really intrigues me why some people hate her so much. Reasons vary, but the more common ones are that she’s ugly and she’s a bitch and she’s materialistic.

I mean, hello?? We’re just reading her blog for entertainment’s sake, we’re not gonna take her as a wife, so why should we give a flying fuck what her character is like, as long as she’s not like, a child murderer, a serial killer, or *GASP* a female rapist?

And regarding her looks. I think she looks okay wad! Definitely not the chioest person in the universe, but she also doesn’t claim to be wad. And she doesn’t like, look like a durian or rambutan or mangosteen or jackfruit… Then what’s the problem? (Well even if she does, I don’t think it’s an issue)

She thinks she’s very chio? Think then think lor. In my opinion, most girls secretly think that they are chio one lor. Just that XX voices it out sometimes. And sometimes I think she does that just to silence her critics.

The funniest negative comment I saw on her blog was, hahaha, you know what?

“XX your English sucks.”

Hahaha! What kind of stupid comment was that? Just because she adds in hokkien and cheena and vulgarities doesn’t mean her English sucks wad. I do that all the time too. Does my English suck too? :(

Does mixing a few “fucks” and “wah laus” and “lors” and “lahs” and “lehs” mean your command of the language is inferior?

Eh look, I am not a xiaxue fan okay! I don’t think you can claim to be a fan when you know nuts about the “idol” involved except her name, her blog URL, and that thousands of people visit her blog everyday.

I just don’t see why people hate each other due to tons of intangible and nonsense reasons.

World peace!


12
May 06

My Holidays so Far

As you can see from this post that’s being typed at like, 3.30 a.m., you can probably tell that I’m not leading a very normal life nowadays.

What I’m doing is the epitomy of intensive slacking. I believe I have completely mastered the art of self-entertainment. It’s already like 2 weeks since the holidays started but I’m still enjoying life as if it just began.

Sadly, though, I know this can’t go on, and I should go and get a job.

But there’s nothing that fits my criteria: high-pay, fun, and slack! And I’m only looking for it pretty passively. So bm says by the time I find one, school would have started. Which I think might be true.

Oh well, co-op is looking for people and I’m kinda interested. Somemore it’s co-op, and co-op sells BOOKS! My playground man. But they’re looking for like, storeman. Ask limpeh be storeman hmm…

Anyway, I’ve nearly finished watching Bleach. Damn, it’s so damn nice. It’s the first anime I’ve watched more than 20 episodes in a day.

AhHh.. Intensive slacking indeed. I must go take a break from slacking soon. What an irony.


12
May 06

I have Won.

Today is a day to comemorate indeed.

I have finally won money in Mahjong.

This marks the beginning of my arduous journey towards gambling gosu-ism. It may be just $10.80, but it’s a good start.

I even went on to win Monopoly. My sister owed me so much money that she couldn’t even afford to pay me back if she sold me all her houses, ha ha ha!

My money talent is starting to show.

Behold, the birth of the gosu millionaire!


7
May 06

Shiokness.

Damn nua slacker lying on bed.

Laptop playing Bleach.

Air con blasting in the background.

Soy bean milk to his left.

Potato chips on his right.

Ahh….

LG.

Life is Good.


3
May 06

Town Expedition

It’s been ages since I last went to town. And ages since I last met up with Ting too. Like, half a year already! Time fries, it really does.
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Anyway, the moment I alighted the bus at PS I got halted by this MLM monger.

Asked me all the generic questions about what I’m doing now, what I’m studying and all those usual shit. When I was asked about my desired income, I asked him, in how long? He said 10 years.

I very casually said 10K then I think he kena stunned. Luckily I didn’t tell the truth and say 20K ah hahahaha!
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Went to get Tian Long Ba Bu from LX! She so nice, gave me the entire series, which has costed her hundreds of dollars. So as a general rule of thumb, DON’T COLLECT COMICS UNLESS YOU REALLY LOVE THEM LIKE YOUR WOMAN.

I’m also stuck with a few collections that are too valuable to throw away and now to cheap to sell.

Anyway, I didn’t know the TLBB series is so heavy. I know it’s alot, but I didn’t expect THAT alot. I was virtually carrying a mountain around town and I was so afraid my backpack strap might break.

So when I got home I put my bag onto the weighing machine.

The pic abit unclear ah. And the weighing machine always shows 2 kg lighter, so that damn bag was like 25 kg.

It’s like, half the weight of a standard girl lor.


1
May 06

Kua tio gui?!

I wonder if it’s due to lack of sleep or what. But yesterday I experienced the paranormal for the first time in my goddamn life.

I was happily surfing the net when I heard SQUEAKING sound coming from my… Guess what. Laptop adaptor!! I don’t even know if it was squeaking or screaming.

I was alone in the room and it was like 3 a.m. and I was like WTF?!

Is there a distressed soul trapped inside my adaptor? Or have I watched too much Bleach?

Fuck.

And then awhile later, I thought I saw a ball of white light hovering slightly above my eye level! Sheesh I’m kind of getting goose bumps as I’m typing this.

Oh well, I just hope it’s a lucky ghost. You know, if it’s something like Casper I don’t mind being friends.

But dammit, I wonder if it was for real.