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I was sitting on the bus today when there was this person beside me who has fallen asleep.

My vision happened to sweep past the 3310 he was holding when I saw “Calling… 999″.

As a person with faster reaction of the body than reaction of the brain, I merely thought “fuck!!!” and was about to snatch the phone from my blissfully asleep neighbour as I saw the words “unlock” on the screen.

And then I realized it’s one of them lame “screensavers”.

Heng arh, I never snatch the phone from him, else sibeh malu loh!

Damn them stupid screensavers.

This year is supposed to be okay for those born in the year of the rat arh. The uncle on the CNY show say one.

But she says on her blog this year is kinda bad for us leh, I dunno.

But this afternoon I was slacking at TV room with bm when there was this variety show that was predicting the luck of all the different star signs.

Money-wise, cancer is second in ranking leh! Bm say one, I also never see properly.

Relationship-wise, cancer number one! Then bm’s star sign number two. Maybe this year we will both have alot of tao hua yun.

But I think bluff people one lah, where got so good one. But then again, if their bluffing me makes me happy I don’t give a rat shit about it lah, I very ah q one

Met up with darksoul, bud, gorilla, ah chek and long-chin at town today. Don’t ask why I call them demons; I just dunno what else to call them lah.

Ran into daphne; stunned me abit cos she was wearing some ethnic costume haha.

Wanted to go see fireworks and go walk around abit leh, but darksoul that bugger needs to go off to play MAHJONG so he couldn’t stay with us long.

Anyway, we went for dinner at this place I realize I don’t even know the name of lah, some place in Suntec.

I realize that when I’m with this bunch of people, i.e. army friends, vulgarities and obscenities just flow super naturally. I lost count of how many times I used the word ‘fuck’.

Darksoul that bugger, said wanna introduce girlfriend for me leh, says she’s damn chio, in NUS, very “you xing ge” one. Say say say until dunno where now.

Kaoz, I look like I cannot find girlfriend meh?!

Anyway like 2 minutes after he left, my phone rang and I saw his number. Was like, wtf, then picked up the phone.

Him: (Chaotic background noise) Pom pom pom! Got fireworks leh, wan see not.

Me: Wah really ah, okok, byebye.

Me to all: Eh, darksoul say got fireworks leh, wan to go watch not.

Them: (Eating ice cream) You go help us see loh.

Me: -_-;;

Ran out, and indeed heard alot of pom pom pom. But I couldn’t find the source!! Looked around and saw people standing on elevated surfaces and looking in some direction behind Esplanade. Did likewise and finally saw some fireworks!

So happy. Whipped out my phone, pressed ‘camera’, then aimed it at the sky.

Then immediately then pom pom pom stopped.

What the hell!

Last week in Managerial Econs tutorial, I was late ma, so I had to sit like in front of the class.

Then we were supposed to list down our desired group on a piece of paper. As I was right in front, I had the PRIVILEGE of choosing my group first!

Got 3 groups ma, so I chose group 2. Each group supposed to have maximum 8 people.

After the piece of paper has been circulated around the class, there were like 16 people in group 2 lohh!! Then the other 2 groups all not enough people.

So. Was it a classic case of monkey see monkey do or everyone likes me so much all want to be in same group as me leh? MAXIMUM 8 people leh, all maths fail arh?!

However, I think all the chiobus in the class opted group 2 muahahah!! So I won’t complain. Let the tutor sort things out herself.

Know what the best thing is?

That night I got email from the tutor saying due to there being too many people in group 2, she has switched me to another group!

Ta ma de!!